So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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