this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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