Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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