The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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