you win again, gameday.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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