why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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