you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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