Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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