brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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