Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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