god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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