I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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