whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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