So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I think I won the penis lottery.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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