Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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