i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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