Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
How's work?
Spinning.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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