I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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