I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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