Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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