bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
And then he peed in my hair
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