You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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