Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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