He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Cover your peen. We're going out.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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