Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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