the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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