i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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Even my vagina gasped.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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