this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We were destined to go to rehab together
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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