i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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