Just mADE A PArabola og urine
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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