you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
