It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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