You're my little dorito
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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