I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
worst night to have a conscience
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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