im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize