First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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