Can Purell be used as lube?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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