too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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