He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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