y did u give ur computer a hand job?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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