Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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