i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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