So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She's JV to your varsity
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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