your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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