i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
His nipple licking is glorious
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