Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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