no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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