Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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