It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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