Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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