I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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