put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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