i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
why is half of my head shaved?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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